Because because...

Man, do I ever want to go out and buy some Adidas apparel right now! I need the ability to kick-flip.

I know i'm not a logarithm

Say WHAAA??

Holy, I love this commercial. I wish I could break dance.

Bionic Pancakes

Sorry this is only partial.. but it's the best part.

Baller

Caught this one watching the Raptors game.

Vain idea

So smack. I like these commercials because these dudes are hot when they're having brilliant ideas. I know I am.

Salad dress

Umm... what? Who approved this ad campaign. The guy who wrote this poem must be dead. Walt Whitman. This seems ridiculous, but not quite to the point of the miracle whip one (below).