Vain idea

So smack. I like these commercials because these dudes are hot when they're having brilliant ideas. I know I am.

Salad dress

Umm... what? Who approved this ad campaign. The guy who wrote this poem must be dead. Walt Whitman. This seems ridiculous, but not quite to the point of the miracle whip one (below).

en francais..

So uh.. What genre of music would you call this? I'm never sure.